daveshady:

conbox:

"Every girl has dreamed about carrying a child".

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once i had a dream that i was pregnant and then i gave birth and it was a litter of kittens but i dont think that counts bc im a boy

(Source: kegelmeter)

pizzaspicelatte:

ryyde:

i was trying to make my friend a bday cake but the dye on the decorative icing started leaking and dripping everywhere so it accidentally became the most ominous and violent looking baked good ive ever seen…… i slapped on some sprinkles to try and make it less threatening looking. it worked a little bit.

B I R T H

gendeerfluid:

rileyisafox:

epic-humor:

imjustally:
"CHRISTMAS INTENSIFIES"

They see me rollin. They humbug.

its not even halloween let me enjoy the skeletons first before shoving santa up my anus

gendeerfluid:

rileyisafox:

epic-humor:

imjustally:

"CHRISTMAS INTENSIFIES"

They see me rollin. They humbug.

its not even halloween let me enjoy the skeletons first before shoving santa up my anus

(Source: snckpck)

louislarry:

kyoryupantsu:

oregon-orgasm:

wugs:

rock bottom is when youtube comments are more intelligent than your government


You beautiful human beings.

I love this because the top comment is someone being brave enough to state their beliefs but accept others and the bottom one disagrees but accepts the top ones dicisions.
Society gone right for once.

louislarry:

kyoryupantsu:

oregon-orgasm:

wugs:

rock bottom is when youtube comments are more intelligent than your government

You beautiful human beings.

I love this because the top comment is someone being brave enough to state their beliefs but accept others and the bottom one disagrees but accepts the top ones dicisions.

Society gone right for once.

conformalinkay:

eyjoey:

conformalinkay:

Also I accidentally killed a chicken while fighting a blood dragon, and for some reason the blood dragon was a witness to the chicken’s slaughter, coz once I killed it it said “last witness killed, 40 bounty removed”

??? ?? ??????? ? ??????

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How could this happen to me

(Source: conformalspoopy)

teammuchrespect:

all right so here is the run down of commonly confused ramsey-free cats because i’m a huge nerd who loves cats

ruby aka “egg,” she’s gavin’s cat from the ramsey house:

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issac, he’s geoff’s cat:

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opal is griffon’s cat:

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lloyd, he lives with gavin’s parents and is the one in the smg videos:

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smee, gavin’s cat at his house with meg:

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CATS!!!

clelta:

We were talking about Shakespeare in English class and the tradition of throwing tomatoes when the actors are bad. Well it turns out, back then people thought tomatoes were poisonous, and so people would aim at the actors mouth and try to kILL THEM WHEN THEY WERE BAD AT ACTING OMG

(Source: baradragon)

nevernoahh:

God tier…dress… instead of accurate god tier outfit because i wanted rose in boots /choked

nevernoahh:

God tier…dress… instead of accurate god tier outfit because i wanted rose in boots /choked

Fluttershy My Little Pony